'I had some very handsome friends, so I had to think of something to try to attract girls when I was a teenager.'
nailed it, i guess
He had friends who were better looking? Some how I doubt that..
I call bullshit.
But imagine the fluffy teenage Tom, sitting in a corner with wide eyes, looking at all of his buff friends talking to girls, and he just thinks they’re all more handsome than him.
Suddenly, the tall boy with the angelic curls closes his eyes, breaths in heavily, and begins to count: uh 1 and uh 2 and uh 3 and uh 4
[SPOTLIGHT ON] [TOM BREAKS INTO A 90’s DANCE NUMBER] [ALL THE GIRLS START SCREAMING]
Seriously those hips! Those hips I can’t even…. uuhg